My Motto is…

I don’t give a fuck what you do, as long as you ain’t giving a fuck about what I do. 

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Dear Americans, Stop using the Russian letter “Я” as an R. It is NOT an R, it is pronounced “Ya”. You look like a moron. Just Stop.

rainbowcatvomit:

Sincerely,

An Annoyed Russian who has Я in their Russian name, and my name is Аня (pronounced Ann-ya), not Ann-r.

B|

sooooooooooo toys ya us?

500daysofevilexes:

theumbrellaseller:

hemsworthss:

science bros.

There are no words to describe my feelings about this relationship. But I’m going to try.

First of all, their parallels. Both geniuses, top of their field. Both suffered an accident that physically changed them, forever, and not in a wholesome Spider-Man kind of way. Both try to do what they can to help others despite their own issues; Banner heals people, Tony works on developing clean energy. And both struggle, in their own way, with duality; Tony and Iron Man, Bruce and the Hulk. Two identities, one body. Only difference is Iron Man’s bad side is Tony.

I mentioned somewhere that Tony sees a bit of himself in Banner because they both have a monster inside them that they can’t control, a creature that springs fully formed from the id, the base impulses and the nasty stuff at the back of the mind. Bruce’s is a giant green rage monster. Tony’s trashed a party in Iron Man 2. Banner has a control over his that Tony hasn’t quite achieved yet; don’t think I didn’t notice Tony pouring himself a whiskey when confronting Loki. Tony is envious, fascinated, and most of all, impressed by Bruce’s control.

So he doesn’t walk on eggshells around Bruce like the others, because that’s not what Bruce needs. Tony sees Bruce’s restraint, sees the quiet, brilliant man making self-deprecating jokes in the corner of the room, sees the way people look at him like he’s going to snap any second, and thinks “nope”. Tony does what no-one else aboard that Helicarrier does. He trusts him. He makes jokes and jabs him and teases him and above all, treats him exactly how he would treat anyone else— he has a great regard for Bruce’s brilliance, and tells him so, but he doesn’t try to ignore the Hulk in the room. When he says “wow, you’ve really got a handle on this, haven’t you?” he’s not saying “gosh, it’s incredible you haven’t snapped yet and killed everyone on board” he’s saying “I know you have a handle on this, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t, so I’m gonna poke you with this sharp object to prove it”. And you can see Bruce relax, and smile, and trust him back.

But then Tony goes even further, and invites Bruce to come to his R&D department. I’m pretty sure the two of them drive off together in Tony’s car at the end of the movie to do just that. And, okay, sure, Bruce is smart, but Tony’s tech is his baby. How many people get invitations to come and see his work? He invites Bruce because he recognises his brilliance, yes, but there’s another reason. He’s inviting Bruce to come down and work with him after this is over. He’s giving Bruce something to do next, a purpose, an alternative to disappearing into the ether to be alone with his monster. Tony knows from experience that being alone with your issues doesn’t end well, so for what’s only the third time in his life he extends the hand of friendship to a guy he’s known barely an hour.

And then, he tells Bruce to let the beast loose. Not just because they need him to fight, but because it will help him. If Bruce can take this thing that he sees as a curse and turn it into a gift, well, that’s going to lift him out of a very dark place. I’m not saying Tony knew about Bruce’s attempted suicide, but I think he had a suspicion that Bruce had been, in his words, “low”. So he encourages Bruce to take all that crap and pain and the Other Guy and use him to help people; after all, that’s what he did.

And it pays off. Nobody— nobody— thinks Bruce is going to turn up for that final battle. You can see the look on Natasha and Steve’s faces when Tony asks if Bruce turned up yet. They’ve counted Bruce out. Guy’s a mess, right? He’s too volatile. Doesn’t play well with others. He could never work as part of a team. No-one thinks he’ll come through when it matters. Except Tony. He has faith in him, and that faith is rewarded. It’s no wonder the Hulk is the one to catch Tony. Tony’s the one who helped let him out. He’s just returning the favor.

^^ Whoever wrote this literally took the words right out of my mouth. Their friendship was one of the most fascinating parts about the film. It wasn’t in your face, but it was definitely there. It made that scene where Hulk saves the falling Iron Man all the more meaningful and…powerful.

Seriously, major kudos to Whedon for writing this. It’s literally flawless.

ahem, they’re*

  • Nick Fury:

    I'd like to know what Loki did to turn two of my best agents into his personal flying monkeys.

  • Thor:

    ...monkeys? I don't understand.

  • Captain America:

    I do!

  • Nick Fury:

  • Stark:

  • Thor:

  • Captain America:

  • Nick Fury:

  • Stark:

  • Thor:

  • Captain America:

    I got that reference...

lacigreen:

omg.

who the hell has that many apple mice? those things suck. 

lacigreen:

that awkward moment when you accidentally send it.

That awesome moment when you realize that the other person immediately throws their phone at a wall, change schools, and deactivates their facebook, just to make sure you suffer

waitingtocollide:

For once, a picture of me that I actually like. No editing, no filtering, just a straight up picture of my face that isn’t hideous. True, I am wearing a little make-up. But still, I think I look nice.

My hair is pretty, my face is pretty, and you can even see a few of my freckles. Plus my jawline/neck are nice, as are my shoulders.

Okay, narcissism attack of the day is over. I just feel really good about myself right now, and I wanted to document it. Also, this marks the conclusion of my hiatus. It’s good to be back! I’ve missed you all and you should tell me about your week.

I don’t know if it’s just me, but you are absolutely gorgeous. (please just take that as a compliment and not as a creeper attack.)

If you’re a girl who loves girls please reblog this.

lesb1an:

ecurioustoo:

I am a guy that loves girls, does that count??? I love pussy as much as anyone else that doesn’t have one….. Maybe more!!!

you’re ignorant.

I too am a man who loves women, but I respect them for being humans not only for their sexual talents. That is how it should be. 

wickiuphickoff:

if anyone can tell me how to link Kaitlin’s blog to my page I’ll bake you a baked good of your choosing and ship it to you. 

<3

seriously I don’t want to show Ryan my whole mushy blog.

you just want a redirect. 

this would go in your html <meta HTTP-EQUIV=”REFRESH” content=”0; url=http://belavida.tumblr.com/”> too bad it makes you reset your password if you save it. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Click the link you reblogged from me, like the video, and reblog that link a lot. That's how you vote!

never found a link

EDIT:oh nevermind

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